uselessnacho:

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 
fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 

fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 

vinebox:

Best fight of all time

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

moisturize me

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne through the years.
fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne through the years.
fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne through the years.

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne through the years.

When someone tells you that you should not eat something because you have diabetes

whatdiabetesshouldcallme:

image

love-music-and-style:

My first 4,000 post.. People on tumblr are as fucked up as I am

love-music-and-style:

My first 4,000 post.. People on tumblr are as fucked up as I am

colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.

Helmets, guys.

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

Not tryna start shit but I’m really beautiful and funny and great to be around