tastier:

(18+)

asian:

went grocery shopping

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

dejantendu:


i spent this year as a ghost

dejantendu:

i spent this year as a ghost

pokemaam:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

pokemaam:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page

how did this occur