jimdoesntcarrey:

hairdresser: what do you want me to do?

me: just a trim thanks

hairdresser: no problem 

me: image

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

voodouqueen:

Its really strange to think someone as powerful as nicki is vulnerable abt anything and seein her share that side of herself bein excited someone said a line that she dint need to worry about it is so cute
voodouqueen:

Its really strange to think someone as powerful as nicki is vulnerable abt anything and seein her share that side of herself bein excited someone said a line that she dint need to worry about it is so cute
voodouqueen:

Its really strange to think someone as powerful as nicki is vulnerable abt anything and seein her share that side of herself bein excited someone said a line that she dint need to worry about it is so cute
voodouqueen:

Its really strange to think someone as powerful as nicki is vulnerable abt anything and seein her share that side of herself bein excited someone said a line that she dint need to worry about it is so cute

voodouqueen:

Its really strange to think someone as powerful as nicki is vulnerable abt anything and seein her share that side of herself bein excited someone said a line that she dint need to worry about it is so cute

diancie:

The orange mermaid is being extra af lmao. I love this so much.
diancie:

The orange mermaid is being extra af lmao. I love this so much.
diancie:

The orange mermaid is being extra af lmao. I love this so much.

diancie:

The orange mermaid is being extra af lmao. I love this so much.

zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing
"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."
Nice. :D
zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing
"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."
Nice. :D
zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing
"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."
Nice. :D
zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing
"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."
Nice. :D
zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing
"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."
Nice. :D
zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing
"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."
Nice. :D
zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing
"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."
Nice. :D

zerostatereflex:

GE Advanced Materials Testing

"When we know how materials melt, shatter and bend, we can make machines that don’t."

Nice. :D

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

image

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

cassbones:

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

image

a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

whatamievensaying:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

it has a picture of an eYE ON THE BOTTLE

statiic-in-my-head:

newlytransformed:

newlytransformed:

my half drunken, poorly done, stick and poke tattoo.

someone reblog this so i can have consolidation of my bad decisions

oh my god you go girl